"The Fork in the Road" Political Tee – Private Sector Edition

Inspired by the now-infamous “The Fork in the Road” email sent to federal employees, these bold and hilarious tees let you proudly declare your workplace allegiance—whether you’re riding high in the private sector or embracing the slower pace of government work.

• Proud High Productivity Private Sector: Featuring a powerful server rack, this design represents the fast-moving, high-efficiency world of private industry.

The Back Design: Both shirts feature a vintage-inspired "Fork in the Road" graphic, with a literal fork splitting the path—because sometimes, choosing your road is half the fun.

Choose Your Style:
💥 Cartoon Look – Lighthearted and bold, perfect for office banter.
🔥 Grunge Look – Distressed and edgy, for that worn-in rebellion vibe.
🎞 Vintage Look – Retro and timeless, because satire never goes out of style.

The perfect conversation starter for political enthusiasts, office workers, and anyone with a sense of humor

🚀 Pick your side and wear it with pride! Get yours today before the road (or your inbox) splits again!

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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